ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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