I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The air taste purple.
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