I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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