this boner is exhausting
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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