I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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