he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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