I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
