He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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