Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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