We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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