whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
