I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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