Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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