I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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