Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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