what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
