to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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