i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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