did you get engaged???
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Can I color on your dick again?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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