doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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