At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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