32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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