Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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