How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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