The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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