you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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