Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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