If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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