you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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