Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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