lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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