seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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