I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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