No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
They have beer where we have blood.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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