Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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