Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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