erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Randomize
