i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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