It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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