Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I need to sanitize my soul.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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