btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think i scared a bird with my dick
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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