Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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