She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize