Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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