ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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