Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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