he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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