I puked a lego.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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