Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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