I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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