Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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