And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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