By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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