He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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