loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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